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You are here: > News > July 5, 2011

Hitler Panics Over Rossi's Energy Catalyzer


A parody compiled by Hank Mills has Hitler bemoaning: "If cold fusion technology hits the market place the oil industry will lose BILLIONS of dollars in profits! Hot fusion research will come to an end too! All the funding will be lost! How can we convince people to keep using fossil fuels if cheap, clean, and abundant energy from cold fusion is available?"

Hank Mills pulled this together for PESN.

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The footage comes from the movie, Downfall.


Parody by Hank Mills 
(Hitler's comments in red.)

According to intelligence gathered from

Andrea Rossi will be launching his Cold Fusion Energy Catalyzer technology this October in Xanthi, Greece.

The launch will consist of his first customer, Defkalion Green Technologies, opening up a one megawatt plant.

There is nothing to worry about. They will never grant the safety authorizations to open the plant.

My Fuhrer...

It has been reported that all needed authorizations and certifications have been obtained...

Anyone that has been secretly spreading the word about the Energy Catalyzer please leave the room immediately.

This is an absolute madness! Cold fusion technology must not be allowed to emerge into the marketplace!  
Not now, not EVER!

Woman outside speaks - "He will shut up soon..."

If cold fusion technology hits the market place the oil industry will lose BILLIONS of dollars in profits!

Hot fusion research will come to an end too! All the funding will be lost!

Perhaps our skeptics can discredit Mr. Rossi?  

No one has been able to discredit the technology! Our debunker agents on the forums have FAILED!

But Steven Krivit is still working to...

He has done nothing to stop Rossi!


Everyone knows it's real!

Scientists from the University of Bologna, Defkalion's engineers, and even the Swedish Skeptics Society have validated the E-Cat!  

The news of the technology just keeps on spreading...

How can we convince people to keep using fossil fuels if cheap, clean, and abundant energy from cold fusion is available?

It's simply not yet time for humanity to realize unlimited clean energy can be produced from nickel powder and hydrogen gas!

If they realize cold fusion is real, what will they start looking into next? They might even start taking a look at Noble Gas Engines or free energy from magnets!

How can we keep the masses under control if a new scientific revolution begins?

Woman comforting crying girl - "Don't worry, you still have time to sell your shares in Exxon-Mobile..."

At least it will take a few years for the technology to proliferate, and after that oil will still be needed for plastics and fertilizers.

It's over...

But we have done well...

Twenty two years of maintaining environmental destruction, massive human suffering, and scientific ignorance is a good run though. Make sure you send Bob Park his gold watch.  We could not have done this without him.

He sure deserves it.

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