Hitler Panics Over Rossi's Energy Catalyzer
A parody compiled by Hank Mills has Hitler bemoaning: "If cold fusion technology hits the market place the oil industry will lose BILLIONS of dollars in profits!
Hot fusion research will come to an end too! All the funding will be lost! How can we convince people to keep using fossil fuels if cheap, clean, and abundant energy from cold fusion is available?"
pulled this together for PESN.
for a shortcut to our PESWiki coverage.
The footage comes from the movie, Downfall.
Parody by Hank Mills
(Hitler's comments in red.)
According to intelligence gathered from PESWIKI.com...
Andrea Rossi will be launching his Cold Fusion Energy Catalyzer technology this
October in Xanthi, Greece.
The launch will consist of his first customer, Defkalion Green Technologies,
opening up a one megawatt plant.
There is nothing to worry about. They will never grant the safety authorizations
to open the plant.
It has been reported that all needed authorizations and certifications have been
Anyone that has been secretly spreading the word about the
Energy Catalyzer please leave the room immediately.
This is an absolute madness! Cold fusion technology must not be allowed to
emerge into the marketplace!
Not now, not EVER!
Woman outside speaks - "He will shut up soon..."
If cold fusion technology hits the market place the oil
industry will lose BILLIONS of dollars in profits!
Hot fusion research will come to an end too! All the funding will be lost!
Perhaps our skeptics can discredit Mr. Rossi?
No one has been able to discredit the technology! Our
debunker agents on the forums have FAILED!
But Steven Krivit is still working to...
He has done nothing to stop Rossi!
Everyone knows it's real!
Scientists from the University of Bologna, Defkalion's engineers, and even the
Swedish Skeptics Society have validated the E-Cat!
The news of the technology just keeps on spreading...
How can we convince people to keep using fossil fuels if cheap, clean, and
abundant energy from cold fusion is available?
It's simply not yet time for humanity to realize unlimited clean energy can be
produced from nickel powder and hydrogen gas!
If they realize cold fusion is real, what will they start looking into next?
They might even start taking a look at Noble Gas Engines or free energy from
How can we keep the masses under control if a new scientific revolution begins?
Woman comforting crying girl - "Don't worry, you still have time to sell
your shares in Exxon-Mobile..."
At least it will take a few years for the technology to
proliferate, and after that oil will still be needed for plastics and
But we have done well...
Twenty two years of maintaining environmental destruction, massive human
suffering, and scientific ignorance is a good run though. Make sure you send Bob
Park his gold watch. We could not have done this without him.
He sure deserves it.
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Other PES Coverage
PESN Coverage of E-Cat
For a more exhaustive listing, see News:Rossi_Cold_Fusion
LENR-to-Market Weekly -- November 22, 2012
LENR-to-Market Weekly -- November 15, 2012
LENR-to-Market Weekly -- November 8, 2012
LENR-to-Market Weekly -- November 1, 2012
Weekly -- October 25, 2012
Weekly -- October 18, 2012
Andrea Rossi's Black Box -- by Popular Science (PESN; October 16,
Penon High-Temperature E-Cat Test Results Posted (PESN)
LENR-to-Market Weekly -- October 11, 2012 (PESN)
Weekly -- October 4, 2012 (PESN)
LENR-to-Market Weekly -- September 27, 2012 (PESN)
LENR-to-Market Weekly -- September 20, 2012 (PESN)
LENR-to-Market Weekly -- September 13, 2012 (PESN)
2012 E-Cat Conference Report: 1 MW E-Cat Ready (PESN; September
September 9: Andrea Rossi Q&A, Panel Discussion, Interview
Gives Third-Party Test Results from Hot Cat
Weekly -- September 6, 2012 (PESN; September 6, 2012)
E-Cat Conference in Zurich (PESWiki;
August 31, 2012)
LENR-to-Market Weekly -- August 30, 2012 (PESN)
A Barrel of a Hundred High Temperature E-Cats (PESN;
August 30, 2012)
LENR-to-Market Weekly -- August 23, 2012 (PESN)
Existence of 1,200C E-Cat Test Report Confirmed (PESN;
August 22, 2012)
LENR-to-Market Weekly -- August 16, 2012 (PESN)
about Hot Cat Test Data Leaker (PESN;
August 13, 2012)
Stunning Third Party E-Cat Test Report Details Leaked During NIWeek (PESN;
August 11, 2012)
LENR-to-Market Weekly -- August 9, 2012 (PESN)
Mainstream Coverage of Fleischmann's Death Mentions Nothing of Technology Nearing Marketplace (PESN;
August 8, 2012)